You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

Tits... I Forgot To Make A Title

"Crazy bitch!" Kankuro yelled at me, and pulled out a kunai just in time to block mine. There was a loud "clank" sound in the air for a brief moment. A few seconds later, I jumped back and grinned. "We didn't even agree to start!" In frustration, he yelled at me.

"Your enemy will never agree on a time to start. When they see an opening, you can bet that they will most definitely take it." Mischievously, I said and continued to grin.

"Saying two some what moderately knowledgeable  things? Has hell frozen over?" Kankuro snickered, and I continued to grin to myself.

"There is the possibility, who knows." I said and pulled a kunai out with my other hand. "You do not have your puppets with you. Are you going to fight without using them?"

"Tch, I don't need my puppets with you." Cockily, Kankuro said with a grin.

"I feel so honored that you would come down to my level." I said to him and got into a fighting stance. "Just keep in mind that I have much more experience on this level than you."

"Does not matter how much experience you have, I'm going to clobber you." Kankuro said and pulled a kunai out of his pocket with his other hand.

"Clobber away, man-date-boy." I said, and Kankuro's eyes widened in anger. He sprinted over to me and our kunai clanked again.

Sassy Me: Stop acting so cool, you would have no idea what cool was even if you ate frozen peaches for a month.

"I have sexiness skills!" I exclaimed and Kankuro had confusion on his face.

"What are you going on abou-" He began, but I cut him off with a kick to the stomach. That did not faze Kankuro too much, only a small grunt came from him n response. When I jumped back he had cut my shoulder with his kunai.

Quickly, I put a bomb on one of my kunai and threw it at him. In a swift motion, Kankuro jumped away and onto a tree. A grin had formed onto my face as I ran towards the tree to get to him. Along the way, I had to avoid quite a few shrunken. As soon as I saw Kankuro, I smirked and threw a kunai at him.

"Got you!" In victory, I yelled and threw a kunai at him. There was a giant poof, and my eyes widened in realization. "Illusion jutsu?!" A snort was heard behind me, and I was kicked off the tree.

"How could you forget something so trivial from the Academy?" He asked me, and I sweat dropped in embarrassment.

"Actually, I'm still in the process of finishing the Academy academic work right now." Sheepishly, I said and my sweat drop grew even larger. Kankuro groaned and face palmed.

"I am not shocked." He said to me, and shook his head from side to side. "A baka like you just screams, 'School failure.'" I then anime fell in sadness.

Sassy Me: Even if you are a school failure, show him that you have something up your sleeve!

Immediately, I snapped out of my bad mood and stood straight up. My face became emotionless, and Kankuro raised an eye brow in curiosity at me. Ideas went by in my head, and after a few I had decided on one. I put my kunai handle in my mouth, and began to perform hand signs.

"Earth Jutsu!" I yelled, and shoved my hands into the ground. Kankuro's eyes widened as he looked around to see what would happen. After a few seconds, he let his guard down and smirked.

"You should probably finish the Academy before you perform jut-" He began, but got cut off as he felt the ground below him move away. In a heart beat, Kankuro had fallen under the ground.

"Ha! I got you, you man dating, make up wearing, man stealing tramp!" In victory, I exclaimed and danced around in happiness. That was, until I saw a poof come from the hole and heard a log hit the ground. "PANTHER HIPS!" In frustration, I yelled and quickly moved to side. During that process, a kunai had flew past me.

"Should have not been so confident in that one move, baka." Cockily, Kankuro said and I turned around to see him smirk. "You were smart enough to move around in time."

"How about this, enough cat and mouse games. Let's actually spar." Confidently, I said and tightened my jacket around my waist.

"Just don't cry too hard when I bruise you." He said and ran towards me. I sighed, and rolled my eyes at him.

"I already told you, we will see who cries after sex." I said in a know it all tone. A second afterwards, I began to run towards him.

When both of us met, punches were thrown at each other with no thought. Kankuro had surprised me a bit with his skills in tai jutsu. Then again, I just majorly sucked so I would be impressed by an Academy student's skill. As we continued our tai jutsu battle, Kankuro became to be the only one throwing punches. I did my best to block each one, but it got more difficult when I began to notice that each punch pushed me back a bit.

After a few more punches and blocking, I quickly ducked down and kicked Kankuro down onto the ground. As he fell down, he grabbed my foot and tried to flip me. Thankfully, agility was on my side that second and I was able to stop myself from my face breaking the ground. When I turned around, I saw Kankuro laying on the ground and catching his breathe.

"Today is full of smart moments from you." Kankuro said with a cocky smirk on his face, and jumped up.

"It is a rare day for my one brain cell." I said, and grinned at him cheerfully.  

"You know, you don't make it that hard to insult you." He said to me and kept the smirk on his face.

"Why should I? I know I'm not the smartest, most athletic, or barely even average ninja, but I just accept that. At least I'm putting in an effort now to fix things about myself and I might as well get a chuckle while doing it." Confidently, I said and whipped the sweat off of my forehead. "You aren't sweating." I pointed out and noticed that Kankuro's makeup was all intact.

"Living in Suna has gotten my body used to being on the warm side so it's harder for me to sweat." Kankuro said, I wrinkled my nose after a moment in thought.

"You're not a face sweater, you're a foot sweater. Aren't you?" Childishly, I asked him and saw an anime vein form on his forehead.

"I just told you that I don't sweat easily!" Angrily, he yelled at me and I wrinkled my whole face.

"Everybody sweats." I said and looked at his feet. "I'll probably choke on your feet fumes later tonight. Never mind the fact that I'm going through the Chunin Exams, I will die by your horrible smelling feet instead. What a way to go out."

"There goes you using that one brain cell." Grumpily, Kankuro muttered and turned to walk away. "Make sure to do your best while training. Your aim and speed need improvement." With that, he walked away to find his own training area.

"Aim and speed? Oh I will most definitely practice those." Determinedly, I said to myself and tightened my fist. "I just need to make sure I keep up on my Academy work or else when I get back Iruka Sensei will not let me eat lunch!"

The next month was definitely going to be more of a struggle than I imagined.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RaulJaimes: Stormy does not own Naruto.

Orochimaru: Be quiet, and make sure your dress flows right. This is my day and I can't have the pictures turn up bad by your dress flowing the wrong way.

RaulJaimes: I'm not exactly ready for marriag-

Orochimaru: HUSH! Sasuke had broken up with me the day before and all the money was spent on this. I am getting married.

RaulJaimes: Still, marriage is a-

Orochimaru: SHH! We're walking down the aisle now, make sure you move your hips right.

Tsunade: OROCHIMARU! -punches the crazy white man up into the stars- Stop trying to marry people!

Kabuto: My love! -runs after Orochimaru with teary eyes-

So RaulJaimes has asked to be in this disclaimer, and I didn't see why not. ^.^ Hopefully it's well for you. (: Also, what do you guys think of my writing for this chapter? This time I put in more effort for editing it, so hopefully it showed. c:

Have a wonderful day and smile! Peaceskies! c: