You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

I Prefer Open Pervs, Not Closet Ones.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brother's in denial. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG." Kanaye and I sang the next morning.

"Must you teach people that song?" Kakashi Sensei asked while he read from his book and walked along the path.

"Yes, I must. I must increase my bust too while I'm at it." I said seriously, and then broke out into laughter. Kaka-Sensei just shook his head and continued to read.

"Think about it, having big boobs is probably a horrible way to live. I bet you don't get a black eye from enemies, they get black eyes from their boobs going all over the place." Taku must have been very embarrassed since his face was beginning to get red. Rei must have felt awkward being next to him, because she began to get red too and cover her chest with her arms crossed. Sadly, Kanaye couldn't see them because they were in front but since I was on the side I could see the sight.

"I'm glad I don't have to worry about those things. I'm a guy, so I'm lucky." Kanaye said with a grin on his face.

"Some day you might get fairly large, so that can always happen." Mischievously, I said to him with a sly grin on my face.

"Hopefully that doesn't happen." Kanaye said and wrinkled his nose. "It would be weird for me when I see an old friend to explain how I got boobs."

"They better be accepting then." I said and wagged my finger.

 "How big would they be though?"

"Well, since you would be on the heavy side I'm guessing you would have big ones. But, they would probably be saggers." In thought, I said with my pointer finger on my chin.

"You are right, I guess I would just have to go on a diet then. Or use wrap to make them perkier." In thought, Kanaye said. Both of us took that conversation seriously, Kakashi did not see the beauty in our conversation.

"Can you both please stop talking about Kanaye's man boobs?" Kakashi asked calmly, and flipped to another page in his book.

"Sorry, we didn't mean to bother your reading. What are yo-Icha Icha Paradise?! That story is magnificent!" Kanaye said with wide eyes in awe he met another one of his kind. I could tell that Kakashi Sensei was trying not to give in and ask him about it. "The second book is the best."

That won Kakashi Sensei over.

"It's nice to meet somebody else who sees the beauty of these books. Mika thinks they're just awful. Poor thing doesn't know art." Kakashi Sensei said with a one eye closed smile.

"It isn't!" Childishly, I protested.

"It is pure beauty! The spectacular plot line always makes the reader on the edge!" Kanaye said, with his eyes in even more awe.

"I don't think sex is a plot line." Annoyed, I said and crossed my arms over my chest.

"She is uneducated on art." Kanaye said about me to Kaka-Sensei who noded.

"I've been trying to tell her, but she just won't listen." He said and shrugged his shoulders.

"You need to listen to your sensei more often." Strictly, Kanaye said to me.

"I just lost my own kind." I wailed and dropped my arms to my side.

"The-they are good books." A quiet voice spoke up. Right away, I knew it was Taku. It amazed me at the moment he didn't stutter as much as he had yesterday. Kanaye was right when he said that Taku just takes a bit of time to warm up to us.

"It is true." Cheerfully, Rei piped in. "They are beautiful."

"I'm surrounded by closet pervs. You know, at least Jiraiya is honest about it and is open about his perviness!" I exclaimed and threw my arms up in the air. "Un-honest people." I muttered to myself as they all began to talk about the ins and outs of the book.