You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

Momoko and Mika Bonding Time

As soon as I had woke up the following morning, I rolled around to see Tenten just a few feet away from me. The night before it had been decided that the girls would have a room and the guys would have a room. The boys had it a bit crowded while Tenten and I had plenty of space. 

I had decided to be nice to Tenten and be quiet as I got ready for the day. The sun had still not risen, but I was fine. Most days I was excited to get as much sleep as possible. But I was in the process of attempting to improve myself and make things better. Also because I had accidentally smacked my hand against the wall and that caused me to be wide awake. 

There was not much of a chance of me being able to go back to sleep after I had been woken. It was a lost cause. 

Once I was dressed and my hair was brushed, I moved my sexy booty to the kitchen. When I noticed that there were no peaches a small damper had been put on my day. I had perseverance though.

"Fine, be that way. I will find something truly amazing for breakfast on my own." I snorted in a sassy tone and began to walk out of the house. 

The night before I had walked around the town with Momoko and bonded with her over small and simple things. Both of us were quite alike. Though unlike me when I was younger, she showed how much she cared for others. The more I thought about it though, the more I realized she grew up in a more real and nice environment unlike how I grew up. She had much more empathy than I had as a child. 

If I had grown up in a more loving environment would I have grown up more like her? I pondered to myself as I was walking. Nah, I am just being silly. If me being a giant idiot for years means I will change and become the better person I am on the way of becoming, then so be it. 

Peacefully, I walked through the village and examined the terrain. I had made mental notes on which places seemed more stable than others and where the highest population of villagers was most likely at. My mind went into overdrive as I came up with plans on how to protect certain areas and how to use other areas to my advantage if needed to for a battle. 

"Oh my gosh." I said in surprise to myself. "I should have a rap battle with the enemy instead of fighting them! That way a mutual respect can be formed when we acknowledge each other's kick booty skills. Or I shall seduce them with my non-existent boobies. Aw yeah, the power of boobies." I nodded my head in approval and touched my chest. 

I then heard foot steps behind me. When I turned around, I saw an uncomfortable Neji who refused to look me in the eyes. 

"Yo Neji! Do you want to have a rap battle?" Cheerfully, I sang and stroke a pose. 

"No." He answered and began to speak again, but I cut him off. "Why are-"

"Fine, butt naked mud wrestling right here and right now. This lass just can't resist a challenge." I said as I began to pull the end of my shirt up towards my stomach. 

In a swift movement, Neji kicked my stomach and sent me flying towards a wall. It was a bit of a rough impact that send shocks of pain throughout my spinal chord. When I saw him, he had a vein on his forehead. I got an impression that he was mad. I got a bigger impression that he was mad when I noticed his fist were shaking. 

Do not say something stupid. He will kill you. Do not say something stupid. Do not say- I thought to myself and sadly lost my self control. 

"Neji, I said butt naked mud wrestling. You were not supposed to kick me until both of us were naked." I spoke and regretted every single word of it. 

At least I had a nice slow jog for my life. Dramatically, I pondered. 

"How can you be that way?" He questioned me in irritation. "You go from being serious to being a fool."