The Method To My Madness

Buyer's Remorse

Dear Reader,

Have you ever seen something online or in a store and just had to have it? I bet you have! But then when you got home it's magic wore off and in a different light the once beloved purchase caused you to look like Ursula from the little mermaid.... If so then you are probably suffering from buyer's remorse.

I recently fell victim to online shopping and honestly worst mistake of my life. I ended up spending over $70 on a royal blue maxi dress that makes me look third trimester chic, a ring that was broken, and a pair of shorts that We're way cuter on the website than in person. So now I have to fill out 3 pages worth of paperwork just return this defaulty crap and go mail it back to these people so I can get my money back in 3 weeks time.

However online shopping hasn't been my only recent downfall. I went to a shoe store and bought shoes that weren't even my size. I mean what the hell was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking! These are cute who gives a shit if my foot comes flying out with each step I take.

Oh! And I bought this bad ass skull shirt with cut outs. The skull was made out of wild flowers and mushrooms and had an owl on it. So yes it was perfect except for one thing..... A zipper down the back that had no functionality other than taking space. Now normally such a miniscule detail would not bother me but the damn zipper bends in a funky way when I have the shirt on. Resulting in the Hunched Back of Notre-Me! Not cool shirt, not cool.

I just need to take this shit back and get my moolah.