Honestly I amaze myself sometimes. I have the inate abilty to injure myself with out having to put much effort into it. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've given myself paper cuts with only air as my surroundings. I stabbed myself with a cactus the other day. Don't ask me how it happened, I don't have an explanation for it. I will tell you this though, that sucker hurt so bad.
I honestly wonder if I appear to be drunk in the eyes of those surrounding me. Some say I just don't pay attention to my surroundings but I promise you that is not the truth. I am simply a massive clutz. I can't be helped. I often fall over and run into things but I'm pretty sure I have an inner-ear imbalance. I mean that has to be it right?
Have you ever seen someone bump into a book display and watch in horror not for the books that fall to the ground but for the person standing there frozen in shear embarrassment? You probably sit there thinking "Oh god I would DIE if that was me". Unfortunately I'm usually that ill-fated person.
I think my friends stay with me for my accidental slapstick comedy.
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The Method To My Madness
HumorLet's be honest here we all have gone to a random location at a random point in the space time continuum and saw a person that caused us to question ourselves with the age old ponderings of "what in the hell was this person thinking when they woke u...
