Simply to start I had a nightmare. This is how my dream went. Picture this if you will. I was just hanging out in this random kitchen right? Well all of a sudden I heard someone yell out "Action". So then this dude walks in and he asks me "can I get you something to drink?". I'm like hell yes you can get me something to drink. Calculus makes me hella thirsty. So then he walked over to the fridge and pulls out a glass of cherry kool-aid. Totally normal right? Well I'm sitting there drinking my kool-aid and in the background I hear the beginning of the Spongebob theme song. You know? "Are you ready kids?" So then I'm like oh okay Mr.Kool-Aid guy is about to come crashing in here yelling "OH YEAH!!!" Oh no, no he didn't. Nope. Next thing I know a naked Miley Cyrus comes crashing through the window on a wrecking ball holding an AXE! All the while singing "I came in like a wrecking ballllllllll". I woke up literally flying off my bed after that. So then I texted my friends Gio and Julie and told them about it. So Gio tells me it's better than her twerking and Julie says omg it would have been even better if she jumped off the wrecking ball and started twerking. I'm like y'all suck laughing at my suffering 'n shit. So then I get a headache an I told Gio, right? He replies take a snooze. I'm like I would if I could. He legit replies "What do Kylies dream of when they take a little Kylie snooze" 5 seconds later "Probably Miley Cyrus". Please let me take a moment to flip some tables.
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