Dear Reader,
So you decided to get on the crazy ride that is this story-thingy-majig? Good for you! Now before I get in to "The Method To My Madness" let me explain what this really is. Before I start my explanation let me warn you when I say I have no idea how long this is going to be and I'll probably end up insulating someone. So for that I am truly sorry and please blame my foot-in-mouth syndrome also known as verbal diarrhea.
Alrighty, so when I decided to write this piece o' crap I had this realization that I start things such as books, songs, diets, YouTube ambitions, etc. yet NEVER follow through with them. So this is my attempt at finishing one of my many goals. Honestly I don't have high hopes for this (go me and my enthusiasm) project but we'll see.
And dear sweet 8lb 9oz baby Jesus I say "so" a lot... I apologize. This is going to be all kinds of messed up but hopefully you'll read this, be able to relate, and not throw virtual rotten fruits and vegetables at me. Okay I'm gonna stop trying to justify my stupidity and get on with this show.
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The Method To My Madness
HumorLet's be honest here we all have gone to a random location at a random point in the space time continuum and saw a person that caused us to question ourselves with the age old ponderings of "what in the hell was this person thinking when they woke u...
