Dear Persons and/or Majestic Unicorn-y Zebra like Pegasuses, Pegasi?
Ever had a thought that seemed like a great idea at the time but once you became apart of the moment you had to ask yourself what kind of idiot would come up with something so stupid? Haha no? Well, fuck.
So for some reason I thought it would be a great idea to do some workouts in the middle of the night. Which probably wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't been in such bad shape. I mean I haven't done anything physically active in over 4 years. So there I am in the middle of my room doing 20 crunches declaring my desire to survive. Yeah not that fun at 2 in the morning.
Or there was the time I decided to walk barefoot in the backyard at night in pitch black darkness. With not even the light of the moon to guide my stupid journey. Never saw that rusty nail but I sure as hell felt it. Best part? The next day was physically education semester finals. We had to run a mile.
Maybe the time I yelled at my ex-boyfriend for breaking up with me through text before class started wasn't that stupid. I mean telling him to grow a pair in front of his friends was exhilarating but the rest of the period was awkward to say the least.
I guess what I'm trying to tell y'all is that we all don't think things through 100% of the time which is fine. But sometimes it can bite us in the ass.
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