neighbor [cake]

character answers :DD

calum:

q: if you had a choice, would you want to adopt a son/daughter wih Luke?

a: that would be sOO cool, but probably not right now, since we both just got into college and we don't really have time right now. but maybe in the future when we graduate :)

q: malum or cAKE???

a: bro wyd caKE AF 

me: im actually malum af wooPS

q: when you first saw Luke on the balcony of his cousin's house what did you think of him?

a: "shit he's gonna fuck me uP"

q: why are you s'cute??

a: genetics??? 

q: how do you like your chicken nuggets cooked?

a: crispy

q: are u muke af?

a: excuse me. who do u think i am hELL NO CAKE IS REAL

q: how big is luke's "ding-a-ling" *nudge nudge, wink wink*

a:  8 in lol

luke:

q: when are you going to propose you noodle

a: wE JUST GOT INTO UNI WOAH THERE but soon??? idk???

q: yo breadstick you love calum? if ya dont ill chop off your non-existing balls ayeee

a: yES I SWEAR I DO PLS DONT CUT OFF MY BALLS PLS

q: is calum the spaghetti to your breadstick?

a: yes <33333

q: do you appreciate people nick-naming you after foods

a: i guess ??