Hi my name is Phoenix Dark'ness Dementor Gerard Way and I have short pointy phoenix black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that spike around my head and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a Lawyer, and I go to a Law school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Phoenix!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Miles Edgeworth!
"What's up Miles?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
