"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Maya tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. the Judge chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut top with lace all over it and leather shorts sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Kristop was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Tigre was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Hold it!!" he yelled at Kristoph and Tigre pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Kristoph and Tigre a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, The Judge ran in. "Phoenix, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Kristoph and Tigre and then he waved his gavel and suddenly...
Matt ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Matt? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...." Matte paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Kristop said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where The Judge's gavel had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Tigre held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Tigre said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE...BECAUSE...." Matt said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
"Because you're goffic?" Kristop asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HIM!"
