I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Lamiroir. B'lody Maya, Grossberg and Miles, Vampire and Larry were their to.
"OMFG Grossberg I saw u nd Samaro and Kristip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Kristop uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Grossberg said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Lamiroir said in an emo voice dirnking some Atroquinine.
Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B'lody Maya. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Lamiroir.
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Larry
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Lamiroir so she wont be adikted 2 atroquinine anymore nd also.............sum luv potion 4 Phoenix." Miles said resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now." Larry said so let's go.
We went sexily to Potionz class. But Kristoph wasn't there. Instead there was................................................Godot!11111
"Hey where the fuck is Jud ge!111" Miles shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Godot. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Kristip and Tigre he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE Kristoph used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" GODOT SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR KITAKI111"
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw matt in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Miles. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly..............."MATT WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around................matt wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Miles and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Matt. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was..................Amnesia Portion!111
