I sat depressedly in the jduug's office wiv Gumshoe, Satan, JGrosberg, Serious, Kristopp and Grbgeyr. Judge was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Avril Levine song.
"What da hell is this anyway??" he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn't find out dat I was frum another time.
"Whatever u do don't blame Phnoe nix, u jerk." Satan said.
"Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and GHumshoe back together." Serious said deviantly.
"Be quiet you Satanists." the Judge cockled. "If ur lucky I'll probably send u all to Akazaban!!! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall." He changed the song on da ipod 2 a n'Sync song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! thejudg didn't notece.
"You fucking poser." I muttoned.
"I bet you've never herd of the gavinners." Grossberyg said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Morti McFly's tim machine!!!!!11
"Shut up JGrossberg!!!" Miless dad shouted.
"Yeah shut up!!!!" kristake said preppily.
"No u shut up the judge!!!!!!!!1111" said simon.
"I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!!!!" shouted rthe judge spuriously.
Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. "Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was........Satan.
"You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" screamed the judge wisely as we went.
I looked around. I wuz in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Satan. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black.
"Hey kool where iz dis?" he asked in an emo voice.
"Dis is da future. the jidhe's iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine." I told him.
"Kool what's an ipatch?" he whimpered.
"It's somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music." I yakked.
"OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" he esked in his sexah voice.
"Um I guezz sand????" I laid confuesdly.
"Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon." He triumphently giggled.
Suddenly some of my friends walked in.
"OMG you're fucking alive!" said pearls wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Frum First to Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive.
"Konichiwa, bitch." said Larry. he was wearing a blak corset showing off his boobs with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it he waz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.
"Hey, motherfucker." Said clay with his red hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.
"Hey whose that, Phnoenix?" B'loody Maya questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.
"Oh its Satan." I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.
Suddenly Satan started to cry.
"Are you okay Satan?" we asked concernedly.
"OMFG ur from da future!!1! What if u don't like m anymore koz were from difrent times?????" he asked.
"No I still like you." I said sexily to him.
"Ok." He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Profesor SLamiror ran in!!!!!!!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.
"Oh my fucking god, where's Miles!!!!111 How did Kristop get back here!!! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan." I asked sadly.
"Phoenixy I was so worried abott u but I know you can't fucking die because you're a vrompire. kristoppe came back because that girlDessie freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student." Trevolry said reassuredly.
"That bitch!!!!!!!11 Did she also free Matt and tigre?" I shouted angrily. I hated dessie because she was a fucking prep.
"Yes they are on the loose at this school. the judg is back Cornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!!!!!!" Trevolry said worriedly.
"OK. But where's Mils???? How cum he was doing it with SKrostpj?????"
"I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself." she said.
"OMG dat's terrible!!!!!!!!" I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn't tell what was going on. Then I said "Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!" wiv dat I ran out.
"Good luck Phnoe nix!!!!!!!11" everyone cried.
I ran sexily down the staris in2 da Grate Hall while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw Dessie laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a slutty pink shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and pink stiletoos. She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hilery Duff and Lindsey Lohan.
"You fucking bitch!!!!!111" I shouted angrily.
"No, your totally a bitch. Now Von Karmie will like totally kill u!" she laughed.
"Crucious!!!!!!!!!1" I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically.
"No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1" Dessie screamed terrifiedly.
I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Kirstop and Tigre had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Von Karmie doing it with Gumshoe onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da Grate Hall I saw Vampire Feyr. "OMG Vampira!!!!111" I yielded.
We hugged each udder happily. she locked at me wif her gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow. sHe wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at da Disko concert shirt and her blak congress shoes. sHe looked mor like daryan from the gavinners than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!!!1)"I wus so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.
"I know but Im a vampire lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought von karmie karm from when he was yung with me."
"Where's miles?" I asked spuriously.
"Mile s? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?" Vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.
"I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM." I SED SMARTY.
"I'll do it den." Iris said angstily.
"OK." I argreed. Suddenly..........all da lights in da room went out. And den.......da Dork Mark appeared.
"Oh my fucking satan!!!!!" Iris shouted.
"I fink Von Karmie Karm has arrivd." I sed anxiously. "Fuck, I have to find Miles!!1 I guess we shood separate."
"Ok." Vampire sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the Great Hall.
