I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather shirt that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Miles and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). the Judge chased Von Karma away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Maya and Larry. B'loody Maya was wearing a black leather mini with a Gavinners t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Larry was wearing a black hoodie and leather shorts and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Francula and Miles came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Fransiska was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a white beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Von Karma yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation.
"...................JUDHE?1!" we all gasped.
"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Von Karma!"
"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.
"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Miles shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see her crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Larry shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
