Simon Blackquill gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Matt kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Matt?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Larry came. Matt went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawai." she said.
"Yah but not as kawai as you." I answered sadly cause Larrys's really pretty and everything. He was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and blak blood-red shorts, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale he wuz. He had a really nice body wif nice abs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Miles?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Clay." he anserred happily. Well anyway Miles and Clay came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Clay was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Miles was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Maya was going 2 da concert wif Francula. Francula used to be called Fransizka but it tuned out dat she was kidnapped at birth and her real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Fransiska converted to Satanism and she went goth. She was in Slitherin now. She was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall her Francula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Miles's silver Porsche (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Greg gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Miles and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there.......I gapsed.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif a big nose and bad hair... Every1 ran away but me and Miles. Miles and I came. It was.......Von Karma and da Death Deelers!
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Phoenix, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now..........I shall kill thou and Phoenix!"
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had no hair and a looong white bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Von Karma ran away. It was.......................................the J DU GE!
