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MIELS'S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vampire and I chaind Matt 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Phnoenix said. he wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Pnhoenix," said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Pjhoneix.
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Dessie, a fucking prep.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Larry.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Lamiror's room."
Miles, Phoneix and I went to Profesor Lamiror's room. But Profesor Lamiroir wasn't there. Instead Sim Black was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"OK Profesor lamiror isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Miles. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Lamiror is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by the judg who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Kitaki.
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly the judg came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Milrs and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was...............Profesor Payne's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz........Profesor Payne!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.
"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Payne.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Grossberg, Samaro and Kristop were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"
"Oh he's cumming." said Grossberg. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.
