Favourite Cards Against Humanity

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Dean-
"Money can't buy me love, but they can buy me That ass"

Sam-
"But before I kill you, Mr Bond, I must show you My collection of high-tech sex toys."

Charlie-
"Having problems with The Holy Bible? Try Blowing some dudes in an alleyway"

Gabriel-
"What was the inspiration for my startup? A sad handjob"

Castiel-
"A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without Picking up girls at the abortion clinic"

Crowley-
"Ever since 'the accident', every time I close my eyes I still see A hamster with a throbbing erection"

Kevin-
"What is Batmans guilty pleasure? Jerking off into a pool full of children's tears"

Lucifer-
"Daddy, why is mommy crying? Anal beads"

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