Supernatural Imagines/Preferences

His/Her Favourite Pickup Lines

Dean-
•That pie is not the only thing I'm going to eat out tonight.
•You must me the impala, because I'd love to ride you all night long.
•You, me, handcuffs and whipped cream. Interested?

Sam-
•My love for you is longer than my hair.
•Are you google? Because you're everything I've been looking for.
•My dick just died. Can I burry it in you?

Charlie-
•You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree. But the best way to fall, is in love with me.
•Hey! Tie your shoes. I don't need you falling for someone else.
•What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Gabriel-
•I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
•I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
•Netflix and chill at my place?

Castiel-
•Do you have a band aid? Because I hurt my wings falling for you.
•You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
•I learned a lot of things from the pizza man. Want me to show you?

Crowley-
•Are you my little toe, because I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture around here.
•The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
•I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Kevin-
•Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
•When god made you, he was obviously showing off.
•That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Lucifer-
•Sorry, I can't hold on. I've already fallen for you.
•Are you my vessel? Because I'd love to get inside you.
•If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.