Supernatural Imagines/Preferences

Cards Against Humanity

*You play Cards Against Humanity with a group of your friends*

"So, do you all have ten white cards?" I ask, getting a bunch of  'yeah's in return. To be honest, I wonder what this game's going to turn out as. Probably an utter shitstorm of various disasters.

"Okay. I'll randomly choose a black card and you have to fill in the blanks with one of your white cards. Whoever gets the funniest, most insulting or disturbing answer wins a point. The overall winner gets the two litre bottle of Whiskey." I explain the game to the people gathered around me. If you ask me, the alcohol is worth all of this.

Dean recently bought five different packs of Cards Against Humanity, so we decided to invite a couple of people over and try a game or two. Needless to say, this will end in a complete disaster. I mean, just by having demons and angels in the same room at once calls for a disaster.

I pull out the first black card and set it down in the middle of us all, reading it out loud. "What is Batmans guilty pleasure?" And at this, I hear Gabe and Dean snicker. Knowing their sense of humour, one of the two will win this game. We go in a circle and get everyone's answers, without a doubt offending at least one person, but Dean has the best card by far.

"What is Batmans guilty pleasure? Jerking off into a pool full of children's tears." He exclaims, setting Charlie and Kevin into fits of laughter as the rest of us either chuckle or gag. "Well, you win this one, Winchester" Charlie coughs between her adorable laughing fits. Kevin pulls out the next card cautiously and reads it out loud.

"What gets better with age?" We all shuffle through our cards and snicker at our choices. And I think I hit a golden one. I mean, it's up to the way you look at it, I guess.

"What gets better with age? Harry Potter Erotica." I say, shooting Lucifer a glare as I hear him murmur 'you should know' while winking at me. By the looks of it, it's a point to the one and only. Me. We keep playing more and more rounds as some ridiculous answers pass by.

"How did I loose my virginity? Daddy issues." Was a point to Gabe who kept sniggering and bringing it up over and over. I'll admit that it was a pretty offensive card.

"Next time on Dr Phil: How to talk to your children about tentacle porn." Was a point awarded to Kevin. That one was pretty funny, although Charlie argued that her response was better.

"Next time on Dr Phil: How to talk to your children about winking at old people." And to be honest, the more we kept playing, the more ridiculous the answers got. Like Sam's one, for example.

"What ended my last relationship? The economy." And maybe we found it so hillarious because we were all wasted due to the two litre bottle of whiskey, nobody will ever know. I guess the winner won't get anything now.

The hours rolled by faster than expected and the game finally came to an end with the last card.

"What are my parents hiding from me? Puberty." And it is safe to say that Dean won this game. And it is also safe to say that at least two thirds of us are in stitches due to laughing too hard. And drunk. While the one third is mildly offended. Also drunk.

The highlight of tonight was the sight of Dean blushing as Sam pulled a card that describes his and Cas's love life more than perfectly. Oh man, am I gonna tease him about this one.

(Maybe some smut is coming your way soon guys look out)