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random ass one-shots, not to be read by the feeble minded and as you read this you get to enjoy watching my style change. there is some yaoi comedy and things i thought of half awake, I also thre some poems in here so yeah..... these are suppose to...

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How to Dissect a Twinkie

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by marshmalllow

by marshmalllow

1.Unwrap your Twinkie carfully

2.Place on countertop or cutting board bottom side up

3.Grab a knife

4.Insert in one end of Twinkie

5.Slowly drag across making a big cut

6.I don't really care what you do beyond this point...