-uuhh u gonna eat that?
-what would you do if the sky ROSE instead of fell???
-Banana sex
-One time I saw a unicorn on the internet :)
-would it make sense for a tuna sandwich to dance to the peanut butter jelly time song…
-it's your life live it how you want to cause I'm living mine insanely!!
-I'm at a library and the dude next to me smells like white castle...
-How would you react to chocolate sauce in your shirt?
-I once read a book and the dood found comfort in pissing… does that make any sense?
-my best friend is a monkey! Be jealous!!
-would it make any sense if a surgeon was a person who fainted at the sight of blood?
-WE ARE WINE BOTTLES!!
-do you think a toothbrush can pole dance or is it the pole?
-I hate chicken nuggets
-I never knew how to spell agienst agieanst agenst (against I used spell check this time)
-I wonder what happens if you put a single potato chip in the microwave for ten minuets my friend said it will explode
-my friend is a dumbass
-pie can fall from outer space!! (Im saved)
-I am made of ham I don't know that's how I am! *hum iron man tune while reading*
-toot toot said the… train, car, butt, chocolate vase?
-Holy crapping bannanas
-I currently have a headache but like that's gonna stop me from typing
-I feel some is throwing bricks in my skull yes in my damn skull!
-my friend recently asked me the definition of communism but why this person relied on me
I don't know cuz I rely on a ten year old to do my spelling hence the word agienst
((this was written awhile ago, It was my thougts over the course of only 20 minutes))
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