So here i am in this weird new, slightly isolated town in my even bigger than before mansion of a house staring out of the window and onto the lawn.
Today is my new day at my new school so saying i wanna look bomb af is an understatement, but its kinda hard when you're a fugly ugly with lips so big you could sing two songs at the same time eye brows so close together theyre nearly a monobrow
Receding hairline so bad you could literally see the outline of my skull through your hair.
Fungi under your toenails and i dont use nail polish and i often wear open shoes.
Beak nose with a hook at the end all i have to do is put a wart on it and then my halloween costume is finished.
Rrly bad acne its like im an idiot or something, srsly,
One nostril a lot more inappropriately bigger than the other one. Fmlllll
One eye slightly high than the other eye, i really dont know if thats normal or not.
One possibly broken eyelid that just kinda flaps down.
Eyes so dark they look as if i havent slept since the time i was born or am constantly being punched in both eyes everyday.
Its very hard to tell the difference but ill just say the docs have been called on my parents in the past.
Body slope to the left maybe its just the way im standing but still, its weird.
Dodgy bowl hair cut which i did myself.
Teeth that have made it past the nyon yellow stage and are now a bad mossy green colour (after they go to a purple stage briefly and then finally to black hehehe the colour of my soul)
A bull blown french moustache
Breath so bad it makes people cry like theyve been cutting onions into the finest peices out.
Casual black hair here and there on my face that needs to be plucked, but i dont rrly wanna because theyre my lucky hairs,
Hairy arms
Fat pale legs (my ankles are the same thicknesd as the top/ start of my legs, literally no shape.
And of course Brown eyes :3
Xoxo gossip girl
If your confused as to why shes suddenly ugly in this chapter, when in the first chapter she was described as attractive. Stay tuned and find out.
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