The book with way too many clichés ✔

in duh club with some shades on

I brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack and was feeling like P-diddy when I finally hit the club.

I looked around and it was rrly dark and everyone was wearing glow sticks and shit and i was annoyed bc i srsly didnt wanna be here even tho i got ready and everything.

"WHERE OVER HERE" Screamed Tiffany at me and I ran over fast, she was surrounded by her friends and I was extremely intimidated because they were all black and i had never ever met or talked to a black person before.

I began to shake hard in fear.

What was the protocal for this?!?!

After talking to the girls for a little while i got to know them and eventually I learnt their names

Shaniqua
Sha nay nay
Sha boo boo
Bon qui qui
Sharquifa
Lashaquanisha
Tequila
Shitaytay

Yeah tiffany had a lot of friends.

"Here is yo chips" said a butler who put three bowls of chips on the table in front pf us.

One was plain flavoured chips

Barbeque flavoured chips and

And those Zig zag original flavoured chips.

I backed away from them in fear.

"Whats up gurl!?" Asked shabooboo and i looked at her with a shocked face, as if she couldnt tell.

I took the flat plain original flavoured chips and the barbeque zigzag chips and stuffed them into my mouth "Im HIGHLY ALLERGIC" I TOLD THEM ALL.

They all turned and gave me weird looks.

"Gurl what? How could you be allergic to plain flavoured zigzag chips when you just ate those?" Lashaquanisha indicated to the chips in my mouth.

I have them all weird looks "because" I paused, as if they didnt know "my body already doesnt like the plain flavour and when i like mix that with the zigzag texture my body doesnt like react well to it u know...." i then trailed off and looked back up to them, expecting there to be a crowd moved to tears but instead they were still death staring me in confusion.

Shaniqua, Sha nay nay, Sha boo boo, Bon qui qui, Sharquifa, Lashaquanisha, Tequila and Shitaytay all didnt look like they believed me. Like srsly who would lie about something like this?!

"I dont know it jus dont seem believable" tequila commented.

"SHUT UP TEQUILA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION" I screamed at her and the whole club went silent (right after gasping in shock"

"Fukn racist" someone whispered to me as they walked past me.

After that i was exiled to the other side of the bar where no one would speak to me except Tiffany.

(The only reason why Tiffany was with me was because she said that maybe i wasnt being racist when i totally was)

So anyways tiffany and I were talking away and i was trying to act as if my feelings werent hurt WHEN SUDDENLY FOR A SECOND TIME THE MUSIC IN THE CLUB WAS ABRUTLY CUT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING SHOCKING HAPPENING.

"THIS IS A SONG FOR MY ONE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE" oh god no

I turned around and it was harry. I was so embarresed and mortified on so many levels.

"OMG HARRYS ON STAGE FOR YOU" Tiffany screamed at the top of ger lungs making everyone turn to look at me, the dum bich.

"GIVE US A BEAT, DRUMMER" SCREAMED HARRY. And i burried my head in my hands.

The drummer gave him a disgusted look and the club remained quiet "no" he said but harry just went on without him.

"And a one and a two and a one two three" and he started singing a song that i didnt even like and i felt like barfing because of how embarresed i was.

"Get off the stage bitch, u suc" someone screamed (actually it was me but i dont wanna look bad) BUT THE VOICE WAS CONNECTED WITH SOMEONE ELSES. IT WAS LACHLAN WHO CAME ONTO THE STAGE AS WELL and kicked harry (literally kick him) off of the stage and then he started doing expressionist dancing for my love and a tear streamed down my face.

And no i dont mean a "omg i was so moved" crying. I mean "omg ive been cutting unions 4 a million years" crying.

"I think we should leave" whispered Tiffany.

"Yea" i said as i got up from the chair.

Death staring both harry and lachlan.

(My left eye on harry, my right on lachlan)

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