The book with way too many clichés ✔

the totally scripted halt on the immigration

I looked back at the world behind me. I was fondly going to remember this land of prosperity.

I was going to tell my grandkids from syria that i used to live here but was driven out due to a horrible love triangle which was destroying my life.

"Wait!!" Tiffany and Harry were running down the coast line and straight toward me. I rolled my eyes and then groaned.

"What do you guys want?!" I asked annoyingly.

"I was trying to tell lachlan that you were immigrating and Harry over heard me and then he came running here and I chased him" Tiffany was extremely out of breath.

"You cant leave, i love you" said harry and i just stared at him.

"Harry- your irrelevant" i told him and his fists clenched and unclenched angrily and he was shaking.

How he was getting really angry.

Dangerously angry.

Wtf

"I only kissed you that one time in hospitality because I wanted to make Lachlan, my one true love, jealous and also i laughed when you knocked yourself out coming into my room at 5 oclock in the morning" i said.

Harry opened his mouth to say something when suddenly he was interrupted.

"Hey get away from her!" Yelled the one and only Lachlan ♡ who grabbed Harry and flung him back.

They then took up defensive stances and I sighed as they prepared to fight each other for my affection.

"Move over pls" i said to the people on the boat and crouched down. None of them even cared about me they just got up from the boat and left me there alone.

It smelt a bit twangy i wasnt gonna lie.

Ok, looks like it was gonna be a lonely boat trip.

"[Your name]" Lachlan breathed from behind me. "You cant leave" i turned around to see a dead and bleeding out harry styles in the sand.

😍😍😍😍

"Why not?" I asked him as i crossed my hands on my chest.

"Because i luv u" he told me.

"W8 rrly?" I asked

And he closed his eyes and took out a bunch of palm cards from his pocket and nodded.

"Ever since the day i met you; [your name] i have always loved you and then i kiss you and we ride off in the sunset together"

Tiffany appeared from behind him and whispered something in his ear.

"Oh sorry that was the instructions i was only meant to say "ever since the day i met you, i have always loved you"

A tear streamed down my cheek and he cupped my face and kissed me passionately. He lifted me up and took me into the water and then lifted me up just like that picture in the notebook. I was so in love.

"Fine ill stay" i said

"Yesss" he said then closed his eyes and was about to kiss me again when Tiffany tapped on his shoulder. Totally ruining the mood.

She handed him a 50 dollar note and he took it in his hand and then dropped me into the water.

"Thanks bich" he said, then walked out of the water and away from me.

God, what did i do to deserve i boy like this.

He was the best boyfriend ever.

THE END
(NEARLY)