The book with way too many clichés ✔

lol jk technically she may still b alive

I walked up into the grave yard and toward where ever Tiffany's funeral was and stood there with shayde and Harry by my side. (Forming a V formation because they had TO BECAUSE I WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER) 

The funeral hadnt started yet, people were just gathering around and talking to each other and stuff. All wearing black.

Some would give me weird and mortified looks from the side of their eyes but I didnt care. I had to do this for Tiffany.

I went over to the guy who was HANDIng out those flyers for the person that the funeral was about and took one then went over to the whole that Tiffany's coffin was levitating over.

"Ill miss you" i whispered to her and blew her a kiss.

Then i heard a knock and a screaming from inside the coffin and I cried even more, my hands flying up to my head.

"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!" I screamed then accidentally banged the coffin. I was sick of hearing all these voices in my head.

Tiffany was dead and there was nothing i could do about it.

"Help me" a voice whispered and I screamed.

These voices had to STOP AND NOW. I hit the coffin repeatedly.

"Hey stop that, idiot. The funerals about to start" said Shayde from behind me and I cursed.

We both ran over to seats which were occupied by old people.

But it was okay because I made them feel bad for making people with young legs stand up. Because their legs were already ruined and we needed to keep our legs in prestine condition.

And so we sat and then someone grabbed my leg i looked to the side and saw Lachlan.

"Hey" he whispered, i smiled a sad smile at him in reply.

"Today is a very sad day" the eulogy had begun but I was too distracted my Lachlans charm.

"What are you doing here?" I whispered.

"I came here to support the family.." he said back.

"I was walking along this graveyard today when I came across this funeral and a my heart WAS RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST!" Screamed the person who I suspected was not even suppose to be the eulogy now in pain.

I still couldnt look away from Lachlan.

"Is slutney here?" I asked spitfully.

Lachlan shook his head "no. She had a cheerleading contest to attend"

"Fair enough then" i replied.

"I CANT BELIEVE GARY IS DEAD!" The fake eulogy person broke of in loud tears "HE WAS A GREAT MAN AND I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE"

Wait what the fuck. Me and lachlan gave each other a weird look then i turned to Shayde who also gave me a weird look and then at Harry who didnt give any look because he was retarded.

We were at the wrong funeral?!?!?!

I looked up in panic at the eulogy and MY EYES WIDENED IN SHOCK.

The eulogy was TIFFANY. who was looking very alive.

There were men in suits who were trying to get her off of the petistal but she was too much of a wreck to fuck with so they backed off.

She banged her hands angrily on the speech wooden thingy and cried. Then she ran as fast as she could to the coffin and landed on top of it.

"Please, just-just lower the coffin! Please! I cant do this anymore the pains too much!!!!!" That was when the people in the black suits had had enough and this time dragged her away crying.

An old lady fainted in shocked, the back of her hand going to her forehead.

"Well" said Shayde.

"This was a fucking waste of time" i said, standing up and whipping the grims reapers costume off of me.

"Come on, Harry lets go home" i said.

This was so weird.

There were two possible conclusions i could have come to.

1. That Nial lied to me about Tiffany's death or
2. That Tiffany actually did die but was actually a zombie.