The book with way too many clichés ✔

stalkerish yet weirdly cute love at first sight

So anways about 1 minutes into watching the scariest movie of my life i had suffered two near death experiences through heart attacks and 5 cardiac arrests but it was okay because Lachlan would wrap his big strong arms around me protectively and whispered soothing things in to my um ear.

Then almost 1 minute and 48 seconds i could feel an animism about to come on when suddenly in came a guy, with big black sun glasses, swag hat, low cut jeans as he tucked away a gun in his pocket. He looked strangely familiar.

My head shook violently and my eyes rolled back into my head as i pressed my fingers against my temples, thinking hard about who he possibly was and why he was so familiar.

I could feel blood running down my nose but i didnt rrly care. I needed to know wh this guy was.

"Yo was up man" said lachlan getting up, they held both of each others hands and the boy spun him around in a circle, lachlans body flowing breezily in the air. Slow music played and everything was kind in slow motion. Then the guy stopped and lachlan got up from the floor.

They walked over to me.

"Hey samuel this is, main character" he said introducing us.

"Aw hey there" he said wrapping his arms around me and spinning me around "its beautiful to meet you" he said.

"Yeah" lachlan said, putting his hands into his jeans "this is my best friend"

Then everything went slow motion and i zoned in on his lips "thers......."

"Ers ..... moi..... breast frieanddd..." (slow motion talk btw)

Suddenly something was heard from the outside, a kind of howl from a werewolf or someone at least trying to immitate that sound at least. Someone doing a really bad job at it as well because it was obvious that it was coming from a girl. More precisely Tiffany who came in crashing through the window, and rolling in.

She jumped and pointed at lachlans best friend "MAIN CHARACTERS BOYFRIENDS BESTFRIENNNND!" she screached

To which, samuel replied with "MAIN CHARACTERS SLIGHTLY OVER BEARING BEST FRIEND!" He was also pointing.

They ran to each other and it was almost beautiful, smashing into each others arms and screaming as they kissed each other.

There was a lot of teeth action. I observed.

A tear leaked out from my eye.

A love as passionate as that was almost always so hard to find these days.

Then i realised why i found him so familiar.

He looked exactly like the guy who broke into my house and tried to kill me. I laughed to myself

How hilarious i thought to myself.

I gotta tell this guy that his got a long lost murderer burglar twin that looks exactly like him.

Ah coincidences in this world are hilarious