The book with way too many clichés ✔

stupid annoying singing flowergirl brother struggles.

Waking up the next morning i tripped over shayde and screamed.

Not because i had forgotten she was there but because I was a hundred percent sure she was going to bite me, thus further spreading the horrible disease of punk rockness onto me. I shuddered in disgust and quickly retrieved my leg.

I was crawling toward the exit of the room when suddenly feet appeared in from of me. I looked up and saw it was my fake mum aka my substitute mum because my real mum was working. I groaned.

"Your subsitute father and I have to talk to you. Down stairs. Now"

They were kinda like representatives. So whatever i said or did to them would go back to my parents.

I eventually made it down stairs and into the living room to behold a beautiful looking Nial in a light pinkish dress as he chucked rose petals over his butter fly clipped hair. The colour of dress was a bit off. This was weird.

The thing that made it stranger was that he was totally alone.

Actually it was all pretty fucking strange. If you ask me. We both stared at each other as i walked further into the living room to be my sub mother and father and lachlan sexi. My heart skipped a beat as I laid eyes on him. He was topless with low cut jeans.

I bit my lip.

God that boy is so hot. His face is so perfectly symmetrical and perfectly chizeled and beautiful exactly like a greek god.

Even though ive never seen a greek god in my life and dont know weather theyre all good looking or not.

He turned his head to me and our eyes met and i dont know what was going on with my mind. I wanted to run into his arms so bad. But i restrained myself and sat next to him.

We held hands under the table.

"Anyways as you both know you guys both have to marry. Dont ask us why you guys HAVE to get married okay. Thats never specified in books but you jus gotta kay?" Said sub mum.

Nail was singing in a weird high pitched little girl voice from behind lachlan and I but I ignored him.

I looked over at sub dad who was eating honey. I laughed to myself as tears ran down his cheeks. He was highly allergic.

"LalalalaaAaaaAa" Nial lulled in the back annoyingly.

"So we both decided that you both should attend couples therapy. And today, actually in about 10 minutes" she said to Lachlan and I.

I huffed angrily i could only vaguely make out Nial in the back round singing some stupid song.

I turned around in my chair and be holded Nial who was skipping around over excitedly and chucking rose petals a little too aggressively.

"Would you shut up?!" I screamed, earning myself gasps from almost everyone in the room except nail who just stood there staring at me, sadness in his eyes.

"Sorry that my little sisters marriage has been my dream since like 4 years old and the ONLY thing I want to do is be the ONE TO WALK TO DOWN THE AISLE!" His voice was dripped with anger, disappointment and sadness.

"You're my brother. You cant walk me down the aisle you fucking idiot!" I screamed at him god he was so stupid.

He immediately burst into tears.

"DONT TALK TO YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT!!" my sub mother bellowed angrily. I didnt bother looking back at her. My stare was fixed on nials.

His fists were clenching and unclenching "you are TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!" he screeched at me and i rolled my eyes.

He stormed off angrily up the stairs and slammed the door behind him. His room was directly above the living room so we could all hear him run across his room in his stupid pink dress that wasnt even his colour and collapse onto the bed. Crying.

Great now he was going to annoy us all with his sobbing.

"You. Lachlan. Couple therapy! Now! Both sub parents demanded. Though it was notable that sub dads line was bearly audiable due to his highly swallen face and tongue.

"Come on, lachlan lets get out of here" i said grabbing him and leading him out the door.