The book with way too many clichés ✔

the arrangement of a double date and vague unknowingness of who defeated germany

Oh god oh god! I thought to myself as i ran as fast as my legs could take me into the school.

I was running late !

I tugged a hairbrush through my hair roughly and yanked my toothbrush out of my mouth.

Oh god mr wrinklyass was srsly not going to be happy at all.

I walked into the room, trying hard to go unnoticed and quickly sat in the back table next to tiffany who was vigorously writing away in the book.

We looked up and briefly exchanged greetings before i got my books out and started copying what was on the board. Or should i say... bored. Get it ;)

"Okay class. So as we all know, the German government had a lot of crisis's to overcome after the massive defeat. So we'll be learning about what crisis's they had to overcome" said sir as he turned around and started writing that on the bored.

I elbowed tiffany in the side

"Hey omfg so like you and Samuel huh??" I whispered sneakily so that mr wrinklyass couldnt hear me.

She immediately blushed and smacked me back on the shoulder "omg shut up!" She whispered back.

"Haha no you guys are cute!" I said, punching her in the stomach.

She giggled then looked down again and shrugged "i dont know really i think that his rrly cute and idk maybe he might be into me"

"So anyways after the horrific defeat of Germany. The government was broke as fuck because germany had to pay for the war because they all blamed germany for starting the first world war..."

"Um sir?" An intellectual voice from the distance called out for his attention.

"Mm?" He responded, his back still to the class room as he wrote on the board.

"When you say 'the defeat' what do you mean?"

He immediately dropping the white bored marker and banged his head against the wall.

"What. The fuck. Did you just say kevin"

"I-I asked what you meant by the defeat of Germany" he replied.

Mr wrinklyass whipped around "can someone please answer this dumb fuks question?"

We all remained agonisingly quiet.

And mr wrinklyass looked all kinds of red. 50 shades of red to be precise.

"One fucking year" he paused for effect "one god damn fucking year we've been learning about the first world war and all you DUMB FUCKERS DONT KNOW WHO DEFEATED GERMANY?" He banged his head against the desk as hard as he could.

"Do you guys even know what the god fukn damn western front is?" He screamed at us all. We all remained silence and he collapsed into his seat. Breathing heavily.

He muttered under his breath and then opened the draw taking out a gun and putting it on the table. Then he took a spit of his coffee.

"Um sir is that a band?" Someone asked.

"I dont know, sandy. Ill ask your mum after shes done sucking my mother fucking cock"

"O-okay sir"

I turned back toward Tiffany, biting my lip.

And then suddenly she gasped her hands covering her mouth. "We should all go on a double date!!"

I gasped but it was hardly recieved because the bell sounded.