The book with way too many clichés ✔

interventions and the brutal bashing of Nial (who kinda deserved it)

When i came back home at about 9 oclock at night. I was sneaking up stairs when suddenly a voice called me into the living room.

I walked in and found that I was being ambushed by a family intervention.

I decided then and there that I was going to burn this house down.

But later.

I death stared Nial and sat on the only empty chair in the living room and then looked around the room.

Mum, dad, sub mum, sub dad, Nial, Mr Wiggles and Mrs Wrinkles were all sitting in a circle. Giving me looks of worry.

My own mother, father and subs couldnt bear to even look at me.

Mrs Wrinkles and Mr Wiggles were the only ones able to look me in the eyes.

Mrs wrinkles and mr wiggles were Nial and I's most cherished toys.

Mr Wiggles was mine and mrs wrinkles was Nials.

"I KNOW WHAT YOU R" Nial burst out abruptly at me.

I looked down at the ground "say it" i told him angrily but he refused.

"SAY IT!" I said angrily.

"Kardasian" he said but only because I forced him to.

"Nial your so dumb that if you got locked in a grocery store you would starve. I just told you what I was in the chaoter before the last one" i said, annoyed.

"OH YEAH NIGA BITCH. Your so stupid that when you see a drive thru sign you drive through the building" he retorted right back.

I dead panned.

"Nial that was you"

He thought about it "oh yea lol"

"Honey were just worried about you okay, we dont want you throwing your life away for a stupid punk rock phase" said dad.

That was it. I stood up angrily from the chair "you guys are all just JEALOUS you cant be as punk rock and badass as me because you guys are LAAAAAME AND SUCK AND ARE LOOOOOSERZ" I said making the L shape with my hand.

I took mr wiggles in my hands.

"Except you mr Wiggles" I said.

I went to walk away but decided that spitting was a good idea so I gargled a spit in my mouth and spat right in the middle of the floor.

All my parents gasped in shock and Nial stood up.

"thats IT THE WEDDINGS OFF!" He shouted angrily as he tried storming past me. Full acting as if he had a right to call my own wedding off.

"HEY" Both of my dads stood up angrily and tackled him to the ground.

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE TALKING LIKE THAT UNDER OUR ROOF?!" Asked sub dad as normal dad took his belt off and started whacking Nial on the butt.

I laughed to myself whickedly, taking out my phone to record this amazing moment in time.

"Im sorry! im sorry!" He scream cried.

Lol.

"YOUR NEXT" Said my histerical mothers to me.

Whiping the smile right off of my face.

I knew i should have sneaked in through the back door like Shayde.

That is the day I decided I was running away.