The book with way too many clichés ✔

jejdjrjrnr scary movie scene, so cute

So i after that little episode of Lachlan Sexi with the old man and his protectionsim of my vertue i sorta followed him home.

Kinda like a stray animal. Anyways i was SHOCKED when i entered his sexi house. It was huge and nothing like i had ever seen before even tho i had my own mansion.

"Wow this house is amazing" i said, astonished.

He laughed nervously, scatching the back of his neck. "T-thanks um" he looked around the house. "You wanna watch a movie?" He asked me and i squinted my eyes at him.

"Will it be a scary movie?" I asked

"Oh course"

"Even though you somehow weirdly know i hate scary movies"

"Yes"

"Will you hold me close when i jump into your chest when theres a scary part?" I asked.

He dead panned and just stared at me for 5 minutes "whats the title of this fucking book?" He asked me

And i gasped and looked down angrily at the floor, clenching and unclenching my fists.

"Tell me" he said, stepping forward"

"Lachlan!" I said fustratingly.

"Thats not your line you dum bitch your suppose to say, 'yes, now come on' and drag me to the living room"

His eye brows intensified

"Like i give a shi-" then realisation sunk in on his face and he looked up at the ceiling

"Wait was i actually suppose to say that?" He asked the camera crew who were filming us.

They all nodded in unison.

"See" i said folding my arms over my chest. He rolled his eyes "whatever just answer my fukn question; whats the name of this book?"

"Thebookwithwaytoomanycliches.." i said way too fast

"Wot?"

"I SAID: THE BOOK WITH WAY TOO MANY CLICHES" i screamed.

Then he chuckled to himself. "Good. Then obviously i will hold you close when you jump into my chest when theres a scary part" he rolled his eyes and dragged me over to the living room like it was previously planned.

Then we started watching the scary movie.