The book with way too many clichés ✔

Nial verses the new punk rock me + mum and dad

Shayde, Tiffany and I all formed our own small V-formation as Shayde played an unrecognisable tune through the loud speakers in my room. It was badass and had a lot of guitars.

I made my way to the stairs and step by step made my way down the stairs. I could see the living room from the position I was standing at and could see Nial entertaining his regular band geeks and a few girls.

One stood out, a black haired white chick (because obviously she was white) who i knew Nial had had a crush on since the second he was brought into the world.

Or at least thats what it felt like.

He had pictures of her in his room. It was really disturbing.

They were all playing guitar hero in the living room.

An illegal game that if my parents knew Nial was playing, would ground him for life.

I smirked as I entered the living room, Tiffany on my left and Shayde on my right. I took one of the stances that Shayde showed me and leaned against the wall.

She said whenever theres a chance to lean on something then take it so I did.

"Hey girls" i said. God i was so happy with that insult.

Nial looked over at me angrily but didnt say anything.

I shrugged from the inside. I wasnt here to impress him anyway.

I was here to intimidate.

"I want everyone in here to know that I am officially punk rock" i told them "and that if i were you girls" i indicated to the girls in the living room "i would go out and look for real men like the Arctic Monkeys who us girls are about to go party with" i said not once stuttering over my words.

I was so proud.

Nial slammed the guitar hero guitar on the floor in a fit of rage, but it didnt break.

I wasnt surprised tbh. Only punk rockers could smash guitars.

"Are you calling us fake men!?" He exclaimed angrily.

I rake my mind for a comeback and this time I was supplied with a comeback. I jumped at the chance.

"Yeah i am" i told him, happily. Then turned around to leave the living room

"Oh and I almost forgot! I called mum and dad and told them that your playing guitar hero and that you have girls over and that you also have your stupid band geeks over and also that your up past your bed time and that you havent brushed your teeth yet and that your eating sweets, so theyre on their way back from work. Prepare that ass for a whopping" i smirked evilly then flipped my hair over my shoulder

"Biatch" i walked out of the door with Shayde and Tiffany behind me. Tiffany and Shayde laughed mockingly from behind me.

"Im telling mum and dad that you punched me in the face and made me cry and that your punk rock and that lachlan broke up with you and THAT YOUR GOING PARTYING WITH THE ARCTIC MONKEYS" Nial screamed at me as I was already half way down the lawn and getting into some strangers car. I was too punk rock to care.

But i stopped and took the time to pick up a rock and chuck it at the window, breaking it into a million peices.

"Im telling mum and dad that technically you broke that window!" I said right back as I finally got into the car with Shayde and Tiffany.