The book with way too many clichés ✔

poorly formed V-formations and cold gorillas

The door opened to reveal a band of about 4 guys standing in a V-formation.

The guy standing in the sort of middle (he wasnt actually in the middle bc there were only four ppl) strumbled his bass guitar into the room.

The sound had an immediate bad effect on Harry, Liam, Louis, Zayn and Nial. They all bent over and shouted in pain, their hands cupping their ears.

I gasped.

They recovered quickly and scrambled to form a better V formation than the other guys (bc there were 5 ppl)

"GET BEHIND ME" Harry said, pushing me behind him in order to protect me from the evil punk rockers.

"Punk rockers" the room hissed as they shrinked away from the boys.

"This" Nial bellowed angrily. His voice filling the room "is our territory that you have crossed!" He said.

The boy with kind of long wavy hair who was actually quiet attractive let out a mocking laugh "so" he said as his fingers carelessly carresed the strings of his bass guitar.

Nial stilled and i sighed.

He had also inherited the curse of never being able to come up with cool and hip comebacks. My heart went out to him.

The look in his eyes told me that tonight was going to be another night of self pity, ed sheeran and Jaws' nearly decomposed body.

"We have a message for yous" said a guy who was on the outside left of the really bad V-formation.

"SORRY!" said louis as he took a carrot out of his mouth. I took the time to admire his outfit; red pants, a stripped top and suspenders. "We dont take messages from cold gorillas" he said in a really bitchy voice.

"Ooooo" Zane snapped his fingers in a Z-formation.

"Its not the fucking cold gorillas its the arctic monkeys! And by the way, id rather that name than one direction which your own fans can use to prove that you guys are all homosexual for each otherrrr" One of the boys screeched.

"Whatevrrrr" said Liam with a flick of his wrist.

The boy in the (sorta) middle right huffed angry.

They all then expressed malicious type expressions with their faces and the whole room was back to its tense, scared self.

"Riddle me this;" the one on the outer right said "there is a god who dictates everything that happens in this 'story' and that god (or author) has a friend who rrly wants to be in this story; the book with way too many clichés. So anyways gods friend rrly likes alex turner, whose the leader of the arctic monkeys and yeah" he snapped his finger and a dense fog begun to mysteriously form around them.

I was busy trying to solve the riddle that had just been presented when I realised that it wasnt even a proper riddle. In FACT IT WASNT A RIDDLE AT ALL.

No wonder ppl dont like punk rockers. They have shitty riddles. I thought bitterly.

Suddenly a massive blaze of light appeared from the ceiling. I put my hand up to my eyes to shield them because the light was so godly and bright. Then, rather abruptly i managed to make out a petite type girl, fall rather ungracefully from the beam of night and onto the hard floor boreds.

"Fuck!" She cursed angrily and in pain lifting her head up from the wooden floor. Her eyes widened as she beheld the sight before her "WHAT THE FUCKKK?!" She screamed into the room.

"What the fuck. Stupid riddle. Stupid cold monkeys. Stupid stupids" i whispered angrily to myself from behind Harry.

Harry wasnt even paying any attention to me although he was trying to protect me. Then i realised why. It was because of that stupid god friend girl.

All attention was on this new chick.

I WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER. I SHOULD HAVE ENTERED THIS BOOK IN A BEAM OF GODLY LIGHT.

I cursed under my breath repeatedly until i finally returned my attention back to the happenings of this stupid chapter.

"So you treat her nicely" said another boy who had hardly talking since entering the room. The mysterious fog was now begining to hide most of their bodies.

"W-wait a second-" said the most attractive boy with nice hair whose face had been creased in deep thought since the other boy said that riddle "did you say that she likes me?" He said pointing at the stupid girl in the middle of the room.

I sighed angrily. Crossing my arms in front of my chest and tapping my fingers on my arm in annoyance. I was the main character here.

God why couldnt this chapter be finished by now. It felt like it was going for ages.

"Fukn hell" said the guy who had said the riddle, rolling his eyes. "Hurry up alex we have to fukn go. This place is draining us of our power" he said.

"Okayokay" said the boy who i now knew was alex as he went over to the girl and handed her a bit of paper. It was probs his phone number.

Then with a bippoty boppity boo they disappeared along with the mysterious fog which was surrounding them.

"Ugh. Thank god" i groaned in relief. As the beam of godly light finally switched off signalling the end of the chapter.