The book with way too many clichés ✔

prologue or epilogue idk wotevr means its the end

-69 years later-

Waking up in the morning i went over to the bathroom and screamed when i looked in the mirror

"WHAT THE FUCKKK" I screamed crazily and in ran lachlan (well at least tried to run)

He groaned in pain as his hand flew to his back, a horrifying crack was heard.

"IM OLD!" I screached.

"You also got alziemers, you dum bitch" he screamed so hard that his fake teeth fell out of his mouth and landed onto the floor. Serves him right.

He got down on one knee and put it back into his mouth. Gross.

I turned around and looked back into the mirror. Remembering my old young sexy af face. Now it was wrinkly.

I smashed the mirror (well at least tried too but it didnt work)

I hit it repeatedly with my fists but it didnt break.

I screamed in fustration and walked into the living room or whatever and suddenly in came two nurses with scary looking faces and two big ass syringes.

"Wtf"

They injected me without me even expecting it and my face went funny and i giggled. It felt weird. Then i face planted the floor.

When i woke up i saw lachlan crying like a lil bitch in the corner of the room.

"Wot happened" i asked him.

"You had another episode" he asked

"Omg" i was excited "from game of thrones?!?!"

He shook his head "no baby. An alziemers episode" he said.

Oh.

I didnt even like that show.

I was angry because he lied to me about a new game of thrones episode. Wot a bitch.

But i still loved him anyway, I walked up to him and sat next to him.

(It was rrly hard getting off of the ground, my back cracked like 6 times)

"Tell me stories about our time together" i told him because i couldnt remember shit.

He let out an evil sounding chuckle.

"Ooo. Well there was this one time right, you could reach your legs so far up that-"

"Stop" i screeched. "Like our accomplishments and stuff" i said.

"Oh. Hmmm. Well lemme see. The first time we did anal-"

Wait a second.

WHO THE FUCK WAS THIS DUDE I WAS SITTING NEXT TO??? I LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM AND I DIDNT RECOGNISE WHERE I WAS WTF.

"who THA FUCK ARE YOU" i screamed at him as I grabbed the closest thing next to him which was a newspaper and knocked him tf out. He fell out of the chair and onto the floor.

Oh shit that was lachlan.

What was he doing sleeping on da floor. God living with him never got old. I loved him sm.

I took a blanket from somewhere and put it on top of him.

He may have gotten old.

But DAMMM that booty were as hell hadnt aged a day.

*****
and then they lived there lives pretty much like that for everyday until eventually they died together.

The End.