shaydes guide to being punk rock/bad ass

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Shayde: okay fuckers. After im done mentoring yous, (because im mentoring the main character and also anyone else that feels theyre worth being mentored) you are all gonna be punk rock and bad ass as hell.

AFTER IM THOUGH WITH YOU-

Youll be able to chuck a grenade and kill 30 people. And then itll explode.

Extinguish a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

Death will have a near punk rock experience

Be able to kill peoples imaginary friends.

Be able to hear sign language

Beat the sun in a staring contest

Get bitten by a cobra and after days of excruciating pain it'll die.

Be able to snap a crowbar like a toothpick.

And lastly have a diary called guiness book of records.

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