Shayde: okay fuckers. After im done mentoring yous, (because im mentoring the main character and also anyone else that feels theyre worth being mentored) you are all gonna be punk rock and bad ass as hell.
AFTER IM THOUGH WITH YOU-
Youll be able to chuck a grenade and kill 30 people. And then itll explode.
Extinguish a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
Death will have a near punk rock experience
Be able to kill peoples imaginary friends.
Be able to hear sign language
Beat the sun in a staring contest
Get bitten by a cobra and after days of excruciating pain it'll die.
Be able to snap a crowbar like a toothpick.
And lastly have a diary called guiness book of records.
YOU ARE READING
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