"I have to show you around" she beamed at me.
"Oh" i said spitefully
She giggled to herself "oh we're just going to be bestest friends ever" she said.
My eyes widened.
"Um, what the ef?" Was all i could say.
Her eyes widened at what I said and she looked genuinely confused. "You're the main character right?"
Before i could respond she continued to talk.
"Oh god, sorry! Wrong person!" She laughed maniacally as she backed away from me.
"No wait!" I shouted grabbing onto her shoulder.
"No, i am the main character" i told her, breathless.
She squinted her eyes at me suspiciously.
"Sorry.. i dont think you...are" she said, slowly backing away from me.
"No I am, I promise" i told her which only made her eyes squint harder at me.
"Did your parents die in a car accident?" She asked.
"No" she instantly swirled around walking away from me.
"Wait, they work like all the time" i said and she turned back to me, hope flashing in her eyes "do you think youre a fugly ugly when actually your the hottest person to ever walk the earth?" Tears filled my eyes and I nodded.
She squealed and wrapped her arms around me jumping up and down.
"Well then. Im your slightly overbearing hyper crazy hilarious best friend who will get together with your future boyfriend's best friend" she was so excited.
"<3" she said
"<3" I replied.
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