Chris
King: I WANNA GO BACK DAD
Me: She busy son
King: But I miss her and it's boring
Me: *sighs* How about we have a son and father day
King: Ok but can you and mom make more kids
I almost choked on this drink
Me: Go get dressed
He saluted me and ran upstairs
Zen: Did he say what I think he said
Me: Yep but look me and King about to head out
Zen: Well ok have fun I need to get Royalty over here anyways
I ran upstairs and got dressed
Minutes Later
King: Dad you taking a lil bit to long
Me: Come on knuckle head
Zen: Girl get your but over- OH Y'ALL HAVE FUN
After that I got him in the car and I went to this laser tag place
King: YEAHHHHH
Me: There go the police
He stopped and zipped his lips still dancing a little
Malak
Me: What you doing babe
Nicole: Planning the wedding
Me: Oh really ... What you come up with
I put my chin on her shoulder and watched her explain
Marie: I didn't hear my name in the wedding at all what kind of stuff is that
I picked her up and showed her the computer screen
Marie: What's a tower girl
Me: Flower girl?
Marie: I tink so
I laughed at her
Nicole: I'll get back to this later .. Anybody up for cookies
Marie: YAYYYY
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Hmmm so apparently he think this is over ima let him think that nobody has brought actual drama to this mf book I guess ima be the one to do that JUST WAIT ON IT!!!
Marcus
Summer: So what you trynna say
Me: You know what I'm trynna say
Summer: Can you say it
Me: Ok you know I like you and I want you to be my girl
Summer: Oh really
Me: Yeah
Summer: No
I heard my heart crack
Me: Y-y-you m-
Summer: Im just playing baby I'm yours
Me: I almost threw this fuckin phone don't play wit me bruh
Summer: I'm sorry
Me: Better be
She laughed and hung up
Wtf! Man
Somebody knocked on my door I opened it and it was her
I sighed and just looked at her
Me: You so mf playful
I hugged her and bit her cheek
Summer: Ouch tf?!
Royalty
So my mama called me talking about 'come over here I miss you' so I kicked Jacob out and came over here
Zen: I missed you
Me: *laughs* Nobody told y'all to move me out
Zen: Sorry but it wasn't my choice and you a big girl now
Me: Aww
Zen: Now come on we heading out
Me: Heading out? Where
Zen: To do girl stuff
Me: Uhm ok let's go
I grabbed her hand and she led me to the car
Zen: First stop PEDICURES!!!
I laughed on the inside
Me: Ma you know I don't like it when strangers touch my feet
Zen: Oh hush child .. Let's go
Jacob
I walked around my house cleaning up then my doorbell rung
Me: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DOOR
HisMom(Georgia): OPEN THIS DOOR BOY
I covered my mouth shocked that it was her I know I'm in trouble
I opened it with a smile
Me: Hey m-
Smack
Me: Ima have head concussions
Georgia: Don't use that type of language anymore got that
Me: Yes ma'am I just miss my wife
Georgia: Who ... Royalty?
Me: That's my only wife
Georgia: Oh my boys are in love
Me: *laughs* What made you stop by
Georgia: Royalty called and said you missed me so here I am
Me: Well she didn't lie
Chris
King: POW POW
Me: Sshhhhhh you suppose to be quiet when you shoot somebody
King: *whispers* pow pow
He started running off but he bumped into some lil boy
King: LUCAS
Lucas: CHRISTOPHER
King: What I tell you about that
Lucas: It's OK now let's go kill some people
King: I like the sound of that
Stay Tuned
Part 2 ?
