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August

In Walmart

Me: Baby ! BABY

I was running through the store looking for Asia and Angel for some reason my tall ass always getting lost

While I was running I bumped into somebody

Me: oooo my bad

I saw that it was this lady

Asia always tell me that if I bump into a lady that looks our age don't help the bitch up cause that starts drama

??: Its ok

I watched her get up and I walked off

Then I felt somebody grab my shoulder

??: Excuse me ... you just gon bump into me and not help me ... AUGUST

Me: Ashley ?!

I ran off and went to find Asia

Angel: There he go

Me: Wassup

Asia popped me and I grabbed her hand she hit to hard

Me: Bae you won't believe who I just ran over

Asia: You running in these people store again

Me: I got lost

Asia: Who'd you bump into

Ashley: AUGUST WE GOTTA TALK

Me: Her crazy ass

Angel: Can we get these

Me: Yeah

I grabbed some chips off the shelf cause I know some was about to pop off

Asia: Trust me after all of these years y'all don't have anything to talk about

Ash: Who was talking to you

Asia let go of the cart and looked at her

Asia: You talking to my man you talking to his wife to

She flashed her ring at her and I applauded

Me: Better werk that ring baby

Ash: I don't even see why he still putting up with you bitch you ain't shit

Asia: Apparently I am if he got on them knees and popped the question BITCH

Shit is getting heavy ... (LOL)

Ashley looked at me

Me: Wait am I thinking wrong ... Cause I thought you was married

Ash: Fuck this

Before she can swing Angel grabbed a cereal box and hit her wit it

I grabbed her lil ass and held her like she a newborn baby

Then Asia and Ashley started fighting

I thought Walmart had some fuckin security

Cause wit Angel jumping in it it was even harder to stop it

I grabbed the both of them and carried them out

Asia: Ima get that supposed to be married hoe

I got them in the truck and drove to a gas station

Me: Y'all want some since we didn't get anything from Walmart

I chuckled

Angel: The hot peanuts and a Fiji

Then she gon start tapping her feet on the floor like she was mad

This hilarious

Me: Asia baby

I tried not to laugh

Asia: August laugh and ima push you into that gas thing and watch you blow up

I bursted into laughter and watched her get out the car

Me: Bae stop , Angel stay in the car keep the doors locked matter fact come on

All of us went into the store

??: Asia

We looked and saw Lyric

I scoffed and went where Angel was

Asia

I think these old hoes from the past is trynna come back and get they ass whooped

Me: Don't speak just get some gas into my car

She giggled and did her thing

August went out to put it in the car

Lyric: You know ....

Angel put her stuff on the counter and I pulled my money out

August was done then he pulled up to get us in the truck then he came inside

Lyric: You remember when I got y'all broken up

My head flew up

Lyric: Ohhh was that d_ck go-

I reached and grabbed her pulling her across the thing and started whooping her ass then Angel jumped in it again

August

In the car

This makes no sense

Angel: Daddy you want some of these nu-

Me: Lil girl you in enough trouble so stop trynna be funny and eat the peanuts

Me: And for you Asia ... Lord lord lord you midazwell know I'm about beat your but

Stay Tuned

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