WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE

Movie Night

So before I get to today's 'diary' entry, I want to share something I overheard at rehearsal today:

Elizabeth: Katie, think I could borrow your sweater?

Katie: Um, I dunno if I still have it or not. Hopefully I'll find it, but you might want to find an alternative costume.

Aaron: *walks up behind them* Hey, all I wear is a hat, a collar, and a scarf.

Me (to Katie): ooooh kinky

So yeah. That happened.
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(Aaron is snoopy in our Christmas play btw lol)

Alright so after rehearsal Dad picked me up and we went to eat at our favorite local Mexican restaurant. We used to play volleyball with the guy who owns it, Sergio. He's a pretty cool dude.

When we got home, we sat down to watch the movie Revenge of the Nerds--but it didn't record right!

So instead we watched Kingsman: Secret Service.

And oh my god that movie is a blessing.

Like omfg it's so funny and satirical and condescending and Eggsy is such an unfortunate but endearing name and my god when he chooses a pug as a training dog and he's like "I thought it was a bulldog they get bigger right" and Roxy's just like

No

And OMFG ROXY I LOCE HER SOOOO MUCH STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS FTW

I ship Eggsy and Roxy p hardcore now a'ight

And later on when

(SPOILER FOR KINGSMAN UP AHEAD. SERIOUSLY, YOU DONT WANT THIS MOVIE SPOILED. ITS SO GOOD.)

(K? K.)

When Eggsy has to impersonate Arthur and gets into a fuckin suit and tie and does his hair nice and the gLASSES OMFG

THE GLASSES.

They're flying into the bunker and they're like "requesting permission to land" and the others are like "permission granted" and Eggsy leans over and says incredulously "fuck me"

And I'm on the couch whispering "permission granted"

And OH MY GOD

THE SOUNDTRACK

IT WAS HILARIOUS

My dad heard me hum in approval when Eggsy walked out after his big transformation and he was like "that does it for you huh" and I was like "yup."

So yeah. That happened.

Summary:

"EGGSY NO."

"EGGSY YES!"