A Bit Of Advice

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Dean: We have some advice for you readers out there.

Sam: Like for starters, if your lights start flickering and you hear noises when you're home alone, GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.

Dean: Or when you think you hear rats in your unfinished and creepy as hell basement, TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHT BEFORE YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS.

Both: AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT YELL "Is anyone there?". ARE YOU EXPECTING THE SPIRIT/DEMON/OTHER THING TO SAY "I'M IN THE KITCHEN MAKING SANDWICHES, DO YOU WANT ONE?"

Sam: Screw this! *slams down laptop*

Both: *stands up*

Dean: *grabs keys to the Impala*

Both: *walk out the door of the motel they're staying in, get in the Impala, and drive away*

Valerie: ...

Valerie: That went well.

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