The first time I saw you, I looked for a signature, because masterpieces usually have one~
Did you know that the distance from here (poke top of shoulder) to here (poke elbow) is the same distance from here (poke top of shoulder again) to here (wrap arms around shoulders)?
"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "Idk" "Enough to break the ice, hey how are ya"
Yes, it did hurt as I clawed my way up from the depths of hell, because I traded my soul for you. ;)
(Lil pickup line I came up with today in the Senior Alcove w/ friends. Crush was amused and slightly frightened XD)
YOU ARE READING
WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE
AlteleThere is literally no explanation for this. [⚜UPDATE⚜] I finally hit the chapter limit!! ~(0u0)~ New book should be up soon. Thanks for the ride, guys. <3
