Scene: fifteen high schoolers are arranged in a two later arc around one senior. There is slight music in the background, the rehearsal track for "I Owe Ioway" from State Fair.
John: *suddenly* IF IOWA IS SO GREAT WHY CANT ANYONE PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY
YOU ARE READING
WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE
DiversosThere is literally no explanation for this. [⚜UPDATE⚜] I finally hit the chapter limit!! ~(0u0)~ New book should be up soon. Thanks for the ride, guys. <3