WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE

Saturday the 14th: Directioners Seriously Cautioned!

COMPLETELY TRUE STORY. NO LIE.

So, me and SkyloxsGal were messaging each other. I got really excited about an update to one of her bookS, and this is what ensued:

Megan: SKYBRINE IS UP. I REPEAT, SKYBRINE IS UP

Me: YES!!

Megan: Someone is excited! XD

Me: Excited doesn't describe my feelings. It's more like, 'ITS RAINING BUDDER AND CHOCOLATE AND FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND VIDEO GAMES AND YOUTUBES AND YOUTUBERS AND PONIES AND MONEY AND RAIN IN GENERAL BECAUSE I LOVE RAIN'

Megan: That was a lot of beautiful stuff, man.

Me: Oh yeah I forgot something: IT'S RAINING DEAD DIRECTIONERS!! >:D

Megan: YAAY THE DIRECTIONERS ARE DEAAAAADDD!!

Me: WOOO! *throws bloody Directioner body parts into the air with a Jeff smile*

Megan: *dances under body parts singing* THEY'RE ALL DEAD! WOO!!

Me: *changes into swimsuit and swims in pool of Directioner blood*

Megan: *joins* The blood sure is nice today!

Me: *swan dives into blood*

Megan: *does laps* So, Turq, how many Directioners did you kill for our lovely swim?

Me: *does backstroke* All of them but four. One is my best friend, the others writers that I like. The last one i your best friend, Mackenzie.

LATER, WHILE TYPING THIS:

Me: This is sooo getting published! XD Do you want your identity to be concealed or no?

Megan: Oh hell no. I'm Megan, ze SkyloxsGal. And I ain't afraid to SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT.

Me: YOU'RE MEGAN AND YOU KNOW IT XD

Me: Should I include the bit about Skybrine? with all the awesome stuff raining down from the heavens?

Megan: *dances wildly* DO DIS! ALL OF DIS! XD

Me: *dances wildly in waterfall of Directioner blood*

Megan: *amazing pose* Be sure to add dis part...

Me: *drags Adam, Ty, and Jason into pool of blood* DANCE WITH US!

Adam/Ty/Jason: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Megan: JUST DANCE! *dances with Jason and Ty, leaving Turq with Adam*

Me: Wanna dance?

Adam: Uh, sure? I really don't know why all this blood is here...

Me: We killed all but four Directioners and swam in their blood.

Adam: ...

Adam: ...

Adam: Marry me?

Me: O///O :D YES!!!

Ty: MEGAN AND I ARE ALREADY MARRIED!

Jason: NO, ME AND MEGAN ARE MARRIED! *le huge fight in all the blood*

Me: *kisses Adam while flipping off Ty*

Me: Screw you and your 'Skylox'! Adam is mine!

Ty: *punching Jason* SCREW SKYLOX, WHAT ABOUT QUEENLOX?

Jason: *kicking* WHAT ABOUT QUEENVERSE?

Megan: Uh...guys... I'm being forced into marrying someone else...

*le gasp from all except Turquink*

Me: Yep! She's marrying Dimentio! ^_^

Megan: *sighs* Yes, apparently Degan is a thing...

Jerome: I KNEW DIS, I WAS THERE AT THE SHIP NAME CEREMONY!

Me: Hey, Jerome! WELCOME TO THE SACRIFICE PARTY!!!

Jerome: WHO ARE WE SACRIFICING?!?

Megan: Yes, is it all those DIRECTIONERS? Those crazy 12 year olds?

Megan: HOW DARE YOU GIVE BLECK DIMENTIOXMEGAN SHIP NAMES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FAHHKKKKKKKK

Me: *whispers to Adam* I suggested Dimentigan..

Me: What the fuck just happened? *kisses Adam for no apparant reason*

Sora: *standing in the background* Why must I be stuck in the friendzone? T_T