WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE

10.5 Reasons To Love Nico di Angelo

*SPOLIERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS*

1. Who else can call Mr. D the "wine dude"?

Well, probably a lot of people.

But who can call him that without getting turned into fancy wine?

Exactly.

2. Uses his Stygian iron sword(along with McDonald's) to summon the dead.

Do you know how fucking metal that is?

3. He loves his family. Well, most of them.

4. He can speak fluent Italian.

I don't know about you, but for me Italian accents are pretty attractive~ <3

5. He has a tragic backstory that makes you want to hug him.

And also ransack Uncle Rick's house for constantly torturing him.

6. He can easily piss Percy Jackson off, i.e:

"If Annabeth's mother is Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff?"

7. Is possibly gay/bi and because of that will probably not die in Blood of Olympus.

7.5: Because of #7, Tumblr fucking loves him. Which is why you should too.

8. Dat bromance between him and Jason is a wonderful thing.

*whisper-yells* JASICOOOOOOO~

9. Contrary to *cough* popular belief, Nico is not brunette(he has black, longish hair), not green-eyed(he has dark/dark brown eyes), and does NOT have a stupid look on his face.*

10. He is awesome, that's why.**

*just go look at the official art for him. You'll know what I'm talking about.

**You want a real reason? Fine. He has tons of character development, his sass is nearly to the level of Percy's, he gets turned into a corn plant in House of Hades(LOLOLOLOLOL), and his smile is actually freaking adorable.