WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE

Everything Else, But Randomly

*steals this format from Nikki*

Tfw the love of your life gets all googley eyed at a girl you thought you were friends with.

Ugh get the hell away from me.

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I'm just really good at being sad.

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No, I'm not staring at you because you're "cute".

I'm staring at you because I'm a Scorpio. That's just how we do things.

Also I lied you're v cute

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I forgot just how much I love Larsadie?? Like Lars and Sadie as my trash otp just sayin'.

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Totally stole this from Nikki btw lol

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Except she used hers a lot better.

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Should I move my dream catcher above my bed again? I've been having some freaky dreams. Like including harpsichords and puppets and shit.

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I JUST TOOK A GOOD SELFIE

I LOOK SO HOT HOLY SHIT

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People sometimes ask me how I'm so confident about my body.

I tell them to look in a mirror everyday. Take five seconds, look yourself in the eye. Say out loud to yourself, "I am cute." "I look hot today." "I am the most attractive thing on this goddamn planet" "shit man I would date me."

Take five seconds and tell yourself that you are beautiful.

Even if it's not true, you start to believe it.