Random Realizations pt. 1

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-Leo Valdez is the most likely person to be doing the guitar riffs during "How Far We've Come" if the guys on Argo II made a band.

-You can't imagine a new color

-Metal tastes like blood and vice versa

-Santa is secretly a pedophile and a stalker. Think about it: he watches little kids while they're sleeping, he knows every move they make, and those nights when you can't sleep?

He's watching you.

-Bronies traumatize themselves with Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory, Sweet Apple Massacre, Cheerilee's Garden, Rocket To Insanity, etc. but actually enjoy it.

-The above is true with CreepyPastas.

-Nobody cares about murder until it happens near them.

-A lot of my thoughts are twisted.

-I have a strong urge to kill my little cousin sitting next to me because he's a total brat.

-You've just realized that there will be multiple installments of this.

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