<pre style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Helvetica, Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; color: #333333; text-align: start;">*While Chris, Megan, and I are on a Skype call, I'm reading Megan's @Crete_*
"Crete is. Char is my daughter. I'm Megan, also known as Carolina. My finance isn't here right now.
"finance"
"FINANCE"
"FINANCE"
"FINANCE"
Me: CHRIS. WE MUST GO ON THE QUEST FOR THE FINANCE.
Chris: *plays video of Goofy singing 'Let It Go'*
Megan: NUUUUU!
*Later*
Me: Become one with Mother Russia, da? ^J^
Megan: I would gladly become one with mother Russia. :3
Chris: *awkwardly silent*
Megan: Me and my friend were roleplaying me going to a strip club and watching Russia on a strip pole.
Me: wAT.
Chris: ....
Megan: And then he took me home--
Me: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH.
Chris: *silent for the next ten minutes*
*Later*
Me: I like 2p!England.
Megan: You do know that the cupcakes are made of human flesh right?
Me: *does a spit take* wAT.
Me: Well a few years ago, they found traces of human flesh in Tim-Tams. If that's what human flesh tastes like imma become a cannibal.</pre>
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WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE
RandomThere is literally no explanation for this. [⚜UPDATE⚜] I finally hit the chapter limit!! ~(0u0)~ New book should be up soon. Thanks for the ride, guys. <3
