WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE

Spongebob....

I don't even remember how this one started...

Me: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, MEGAN.

Megan: MY SOUL....NO....IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE....

Me: wait, WHAT?!?!

Megan: IT BELONGS TO...that one ghost in Spongebob..damn, I can't remember his name...

Me: the Dutchman?

Megan: YESH. HE OWNS MY SOUL.

Me: DAMMIT, DUTCHMAN. GIMME MEGAN'S SOUL. NOW.

Dutchman: But-

Me: NO BUTS. BUTTS ARE FOR RAPING.

All: O.O

Megan: NO! DUTCHMAN DON'T DO IT.

Me: WAS THAT SERIOUSLY ALL YOU GOT FROM THAT?!?!?! XD MY GOD I FELL OUT OF MY WINDOW! XD

Megan: No, I got more, I just decided to ignore the rest.

Me: LOL

Megan: XD

Me: Remember that time there was an anal rape joke on Spongebob?

Me: "Look! Dubloons! Don't drop 'em.."

Megan: There are a lot of sexual jokes in Spongebob. "Are you ready, Mr. Krabs?"

Me: Two fish thinking:

"Sponge + Star =Seashell???"

Megan: "Bring it AROUND town."

Me: *dolphin chirps*

Megan: I can't even think of any more...

Me: Yeah...

Megan: LOL, there's probably a lot more.

Me: XD yeah!

Megan: And then there's the whole "Whale is Krabs daughter" thing.

Me: Yep..

Megan: WHAT'S WITH THAT? MY CHILDHOOD IS ABOUT HOW I WONDERED HOW THE FAHK THAT HAPPENED!

Me: um, I'm pretty sure Mr. Krabs just fucked a whale... XD

Megan: O.O

Me: Yes.

Me: I'm three years younger than you. What is wrong with me?

LATER, WHILE TYPING THIS:

Me: Yep, something's definately wrong with me.