'Ow. Ow. Son of a-'
'Would you shut up?' I asked Harry.
'But it hurts!' he whined.
'Stop being a baby,' I told him. 'I have barely touched you.'
'But it stings!' he cried, as I poured antiseptic onto the wound on his arm.
He winced and let out a hiss of pain.
'Harry. You need to calm down. I am about to stitch it up, and I need you to relax for me to do so.' I told him.
'I can't relax!' he whimpered.
'Fine.' I said.
'Hey Angel?' he asked as I picked up the needle and thread.
'Yeah Harry?' I replied.
'Thank you. I know you sacrificed your job to save me, and without you, I would probably be dead.'
'I think I just threw up,' I retorted sarcastically.
'I'm serious. Thanks,' he said.
'So am I.' I winked at him.
Then I stuck the needle into his arm.
'OW! THIS HURTS LIKE HELL! CAN'T YOU PUT NUMBING CREAM ON MY ARM OR SOMETHI-'
I cut him off by stuffing a ball of cotton wool in his mouth.
'Mmph,' he said.
'What?' I asked once I had finished stitching his arm.
He spat the cotton out.
'I said that I think I might die from your retarded stitches. Seriously who taught you how to do this? A five year old?' he questioned.
I glared at him.
'At least my stitches aren't as bad as your face,' I retorted.
This time it was his turn to glare.
'Whatever,' he sighed. 'Anyway, now that I know your identity I think we should get to know each other.'
'Nope. I pass.' I told him.
'Why? Got some deep secret that you keep under that rude façade of yours?' he joked.
I felt myself tense up.
'Angel? I was kidding. Are you okay?' he questioned. 'I didn't mean to upset you.'
I put on an unreadable facial expression and turned to face him.
'It is fine. Drop it.' I told him.
'Ok,' he said. 'Do you still want to play?'
'Sure,' I answered, as I walked over to the fridge and grabbed two cokes.
I threw one at him, which surprisingly he managed to catch.
'So,' he began. 'Is Angel your real name?'
'Yep, always has been.' I told him truthfully. 'What about you? Is your real name Harry? Or is it Harricent?'
'Harry. Like Harry Potter.'
I shot him a confused look.
'You know the wizard. Who can do magic?' he questioned.
'Please. The closest thing you can do to magic is make people actually like your music. I mean seriously. What makes you beautiful? You should have just named it: An auto-tuned song starring a girl we paid to be here.' I told him.
'Are you mocking me?' he asked.
'Yup,' I replied, giving him a bright smile.
'Avada Kedavra!' he cried suddenly.
I stared at him, confused.
He stared back. And then his mouth dropped open.
'You have never read Harry Potter, have you?' he asked me.
'No,' I replied slowly.
'What!' he cried. 'How have you not read Harry Potter? It is one of the best books of all time!'
'I don't have time for reading,' I shrugged.
'But it's Harry Potter!' he cried.
'Meh,' I replied.
He looked taken aback.
'You monster!' he cried. And then he stopped talking.
A minute went by. And then two. And then three.
'Harricent Something Styles. Are you ignoring me?' I questioned.
He stayed quiet.
'Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Har-'
'Fine. What do you want?' he cried.
'Nothing,' I smiled sweetly.
He sent me a glare and then turned away from me, grabbing his can of coke on the way.
I saw his arms move before I felt it.
Cold, sticky, sweet, coke. Being poured. Down my body.
I screamed. Harry lurched back surprised.
'Harry!' I yelled.
'Yes?' he replied sweetly.
'What was that?' I asked.
'Nothing,' he smiled at me.
I shot him a death glare, before swiftly grabbing him by his arm, and pouring my coke down on him.
He yelped in surprise, before grabbing my arms and pinning them to my side. I found myself pressed up against his chest.
I stared into his eyes. He stared into mine.
I pushed him away from me and into a puddle of coke.
'Revenge is a dish best served sticky!' I said, as he scrambled out of the pool of coke.
'Angel!' he cried.
I began to walk away.
'Where are you going?' he asked me.
'To shower?' I replied.
'Oh. Right.' he trailed off.
'Harry? What is wrong?' I asked.
'You really have never read Harry Potter?' he asked.
'Yup,' I replied.
'Tell you what. If you read the Harry Potter books, I will write a song for you.' he proposed.
'A girly song, like all your others?' I asked.
'Yep,' he told me.
'I'll think about it.' I replied, before walking away.
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I Kidnapped Harry Styles
Fanfiction'Don't make a noise,' I hissed at my captive. He openned his mouth to say something, but before he could, I pulled out my gun, and pointed it at him. 'Who are you?' he asked, his voice shaking. 'Your worst nightmare,' I replied. Then I punched him i...