One Horse(power) car (sung to jingle bells)

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Driving through the snow,

in a one-horse power car,

this thing is really slow,

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this thing is really slow,

 we're not getting very far!

The engine is now dead!

We should've took the sled!

And now we're skidding on the ice! I start to fill with dread!

Oh..(refrain)

Start, car, please! Start, car,please! Start, car, please, I say!

I don't wanna be out sitting here in this hunk of junk all day,hey!

  Start, car, please! Start, car,please! Start, car, please, I say! 

We need to get off this ice so we can drive away, hey!

(verse 2)

We're skidding on the ice,

this isn't very nice!

I would like you to start up, please,

but if you stopped, that would suffice!

 Yes, I wanted to go,

and get out of here! I know,

but I think you should stop skidding now,

before we plow into the snow! Oh,

(refrain)

Start, car, please! Start, car,please! Start, car, please, I say!

I don't wanna be out sitting here in this hunk of junk all day,hey!

Start, car, please! Start, car,please! Start, car, please, I say!

We need to get off this ice so we can-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!...[Car plows into snowdrift]



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