Yes, even music can be used to shame, embarrass, fool, and annoy people on Ap fool's day! Here's how:
(you have to prepare to do this song properly! Option 1: Several days before April first, download the loudest rock/punk song (music only). Also borrow your friends/use your own speaker /amplifier system and hide it at the bottom of the stairs. In the morning, before everyone wakes, creep down the stairs/the most central location in the house if you don't have stairs and hook up the song to the amplifiers. wait for someone to approach, play rock song, sing song into microphone in loudest voice possible.
Option 2:
Download loudest rock/ punk music avalible. Record yourself singing song w/ music. Obtain family member's phones. Change ringtone to your recording. Then, at the least convenient time possible, call your family members. ) Now Here's the Song!!!
(to loud rock music)
YOU'RE/I'M (depends on options) THE APRIL FOOL!
Y/I AM/ARE DUMBER THAN A MULE!
(If selected Option 2, follow (If selected
this soundtrack ) Option 1, follow
This soundtrack)
I SUCK IT'S TRUE!
I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRUEL,
I'M THE APRIL FOOL! BUT YOU'RE THE APRIL FOOL!!!!
I DISGUST MYSELF!
DISGRACE MYSELF! YEAH I'M O SO COOL!
DEFACE MYSELF! YOU SUCK I RULE!
I'M THE APRIL FOOL! AND IT'S TIME YOU KNEW
YOU'RE THE APRIL FOOL!
I AM DUMB AS A COW!
PLEASE KILL ME NOW! YOU ALWAYS GET TRICKED!
AND THIS I VOW! YOU ALWAYS GET LICKED!
It's all true, IT ALMOST MAKES ME SICK,
'CAUSE I'M THE APRIL FOOL! 'CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A BIG FOOL!
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA! NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA,
THE APRIL FOOOOLLL! THE APRIL FOOL!
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA, NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA,
I'M A STUPID PUTRID FOOL! FOOLFOOLFOOLFOFOFOFOFOO!!!
FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! OH FOOLISH FOOL,
I'M ALWAYS FOOLED, WHY DO YOU FALL FOR EVERY PRANK?
I'M ALWAYS SCHOOLED! MAN YO BRAIN IT MUST'VE SHRANK!!
BECAUSE I'M SCREWED, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE,
I'M THE A! PRIL! FOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!! YOU'RE THE A! PRIL! FOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
YEAH!! YEAH!!!
(At this point they should shut their phones off (Hopefully your parents won't
and wallow in their shame in front of their teacher/boyfriend/ have had their coffee yet and
girlfriend/etc.) Happy April Fool's Day! you won't get into trouble)
So, feel free to tweak the songs to the specific rock song you use, and go shame and annoy your enemies!!!
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